Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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