Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We are two peas in an std pod
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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