Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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