It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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