We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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