omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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