O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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