That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm passing your future prison.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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