Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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