What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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