Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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