how can u be prego again
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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