You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
