this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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