So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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