How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize
