my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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