in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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