Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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