Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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