some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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