You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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