your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Say something about gay babies.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Randomize