THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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