I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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