; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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