Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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