she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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