what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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