It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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