let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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