Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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