I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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