Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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