she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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