i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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