Don't you send me to vm
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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