Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just high enough for therapy.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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