remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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