It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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