it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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