grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have demons in me.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I pour the whiskey from now on
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