I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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