Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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