No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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