And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So. Much. Porn.
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