I must be too annoying 4 u.
look no pants
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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