Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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