she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
They have beer where we have blood.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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