So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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