Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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