i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
