Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
