we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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