whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
