Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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