I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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