NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize