why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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