Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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