my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize